Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tell a Joke Tuesday!


Happy Tuesday everyone! Head over to Wayne's site to participate in Tell a Joke Tuesday.

What do cannibals call athletes?
Fast food!

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.”


Jennifer said...

Those were very funny!

-stephanie- said...

Loved these. I'll have to remember the bar joke. good one.

Wayne said...

Great jokes, I love the canabal one.

thankyou for taking part in this weeks tell a joke tuesday

Wayne said...

Hi Ash, thank you so much for your comment on my post, I hope you are doing well and having a great day.