Tell a Joke Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday everyone! Head over to Wayne's site to participate in Tell a Joke Tuesday.

What do cannibals call athletes?
Fast food!

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.”

Stellan Discharged!!

I was ecstatic to read that Stellan has been discharged from Boston's Children's Hospital! It has been a looonnnngggg five weeks for this sweet boy and his MckMama. They are flying home today to rejoin the rest of the MckFamily! Please keep them in your prayers for a safe flight home and a smooth and peaceful transition once at home.

Tell a Joke Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday everyone! Head over to Wayne's site to participate in Tell a Joke Tuesday. He is in the USA right now visiting his beautiful Jenn. I hope they are having a fabulous time!

Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.

Sweet Stellan

Not the photo genius MckMama is, but the thought is definitely there.

Praying for Stellan!!

Please keep sweet baby Stellan and MckFamily in your prayers...they really need them right now!

Looking for a New Kitty!

Only a few days until Saturday when we leave for Orlando to attend my cousin's wedding! We are both looking forward to the change of pace. Between our Lil getting hit and the days and days of rain, we have been downright depressed. I think the sun and time with family and friends will do wonders for our mood.

Still looking for a kitty to join our family. We have decided that we would like to adopt littermates so they will have each other to play with and our older cat can have some peace. It's been a bit of a stressful process as we are specific with what breed we are looking for and we have been contacted many times by folks that are trying to sell unhealthy, unvetted kittens too young. I really wish our older cat would do ok with an older cat as there are so many that need homes. Unfortunately that is just not the case.

Are there any kitty lovers out there? We love the Maine Coon breed but feel Norwegian Forest cats or Siberians may be a great fit for our family as well. We are hoping to find mixes as the fees for the purebreds are astronomical and most importantly there are so many animals out there that need a loving home! We are looking in the areas of North Carolina to Delaware!

Tell a Joke Tuesday

Happy Tuesday everyone! Head over to Wayne's site to participate in Tell a Joke Tuesday. Comic relief at its best!

In honor of St Patrick's Day:
An Irishman proposed to his girl friend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real she protested vehemently about his cheapness. He explained that in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked her a sham rock.

That's all I've got. Have a great day folks!